From Instagram: Saturday monster invasion with Gigantor & the kids
10,000 years ago we felt proud if we managed a cave wall picture of an ox. Today we hand out books full of imagery & insist they're for kids
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 26, 2014
Considering building a series of interconnected beds throughout the house so I can move from room to room without having to leave the covers
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 22, 2014
Still disappointed that Androgel isn’t a topical ointment that can give me a Data-like complexion.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 24, 2014
From Instagram: Long winter
Considering opening a blindingly obvious "Facts!" Twitter feed in a bid for notoriety. "FACT: Z is the last letter of the alphabet."
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 27, 2014
Fact: Cuteness is a survival trait only because almost everything that anything cute does smells awful or requires cleaning up.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 27, 2014
Fact: Japan is a place.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 27, 2014
Fact: Exact figures over two million are so rarely used that most of them still have new number smell on them.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 27, 2014
Fact: Rocks.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 27, 2014
Fact: Supper is the most delicious meal or you're doing it wrong.
— Jurd🦖 (@JRDSkinner) February 27, 2014
From Instagram: Vet chart. How to train your animal to find the tasty bits?
