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Jealous, America? #SkinnerCo


Jealous, America? #SkinnerCo

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FP426 – Balance

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and twenty-six.

Flash PulpTonight we present Balance

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Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight we find ourselves trapped on a Capital City bus with an apparent madman.

 

Balance

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

“Fare?” asked the driver, his eyes bored but his lips taut at having had to repeat himself for a third time.

Clay Lyons, locked in internal conversation, barely noticed, though his hand continued to shuffle around inside his jacket as if in search of change.

Coming to an answer, he turned and took in his fellow passengers.

The bus was largely empty. On the left side of the aisle a fatigue-jacketed man of fifty, his knit cap pulled low, slept his way through Capital City’s most remote stops. To the right, a sixteen-year-old boy watched Clay, his gaze appearing to take the newcomer’s measure. Beside the teen sat a woman whose graying hair seemed to have arrived too soon for her thirty-something face. She was occupied with the sidewalk beyond her window.

“Listen: Pay up or step off,” said the driver.

With a sigh, Clay reminded himself that it wasn’t his fault. He’d been driven mad by the lawyers and the system weighing against him and damned Lorraine. She’d always driven him nuts – wasn’t that obviously why he’d hit her so often?

It was her fault. It was the system’s fault. It was everyone’s fault.

Producing one of the six-inch knives he’d bought online, Lyons smoothly swung out the blade with a flick of his practiced thumb.

As the tension of his life drove the weapon into the wheelman’s throat for the fifth and sixth time, Clay decided he was truly crazy – that he’d been made crazy his responsibilities, and by his ex-wife.

* * *

“Fuuuuuuuuu-” began Quinton Labadie, but his mother’s proximity shut his mouth. Her wrath wasn’t worth raising, even in the face of cold blooded homicide.

The teen had lost count of the killer’s thrusts, and a red mist now hung across the windshield and over the murderer’s white shirt and black tie.

FP426 - BalaceStanding, the youth tugged at Amoya Labadie’s arm until she relented and joined him on the runway towards the rear exit. That’s when the man in the khaki coat snored.

It was enough to snap the executioner from his rage.

“Am I boring you over here!?” screamed Lyons.

Raising his head in confusion, the slumberer took in the scene.

“He’s got a knife!” shouted Quinton, but the warning was too late even as it passed across his lips.

Stumbling over his still-sleeping feet, the dreamer had attempted to leave his seat, but was overtaken by the crimson form of the knifeman.

Staring up from his leaking handiwork, Clay pulled on a cruel smile.

“Scared?” he asked.

“It’s not you I’m worried about,” answered Quinton, but it was too late. His mother had taken notice of the world again. She drew the large yellow purse close to her chest, her brows low with suspicion.

“You’ll be hurt,” she said, setting a hand on her son’s shoulder, “he’s got shadow eyes.”

* * *

Usually the shadows simply lurked beyond the windows, but sometimes they got inside folks, and you could only tell by the darkness in their eyes. That’s when they were most dangerous, because they could jump from gaze to gaze.

Amoya had been at war for ten thousand days. She knew because she’d written each of them out, as roman numerals, in her journals.

She’d first seen the glooms when she’d entered puberty. She’d long harboured suspicions, reinforced at every sleep over and birthday party, that her existence was somehow aside from those of her friends. She’d worried that they could tell she was different, and she’d worked hard to hide those differences.

Decades later, her son was the only one with a hint of her true vision. Most would have said she was just a quiet woman with a large yellow bag always at her side. Yet the war continued.

The shades were everywhere, taunting her through the lips of news anchors and in the sneering refusals of the insurance companies. The lesson that she was alone had come young – but she was a fighter. She had kept her secrets, knowing they’d take Quinton away if she didn’t, and she had waited.

Now they had come, as she’d always known they would.

They had come, but she was ready.

Clay approached with the heavy tread of an angry man – a betrayed man – but she thrust her son aside with the strength of true madness: Of a lifetime’s certainty that the world was aligned against her, not just in a moment of rage, but at every second, with every breath and every push up and every mile ran.

He raised the knife, and she saw the shadows in his eyes.

He raised the knife, and she knew there was only one way to keep the gloom from entering her own being.

The banana-coloured purse dropped away, revealing the portable nail gun that had been her constant companion for over a decade.

In the end, no amount of surgery would save Clay Lyons’ punctured vision, but Amoya’s victory would be enough to rally the support she and her son truly needed.

 

Flash Pulp is presented by https://www.skinner.fm, and is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported License.

Intro and outro work provided by Jay Langejans of The New Fiction Writers podcast.

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#SkinnerCo.’s Favourite Things: Books, Boardgames, Movies, and Chaos.


#SkinnerCo.'s Favourite Things: Books, Boardgames, Movies, and Chaos.

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Just busted up a rebellion fermenting in #SkinnerCo. HQ’s basement.


Just busted up a rebellion fermenting in #SkinnerCo. HQ's basement.

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We may be sick, but it is still Saturday. #SkinnerCo

We may be sick, but it is still Saturday.

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We may be sick, but it is still Saturday. #SkinnerCo


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Drive-In Adventure! #SkinnerCo #Avengers

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FP425 – The Memory Eaters

Welcome to Flash Pulp, episode four hundred and twenty-five.

Flash PulpTonight we present The Memory Eaters

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This week’s episodes are brought to you by The Casebook of Esho St. Claire!

 

Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight, we find ourselves not quite alone with our memories in a quiet Capital City apartment.

 

The Memory Eaters

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

 

Jimmie Everett stood on his living room’s cold hardwood floor, his cheeks damp and his eyes wide.

He’d thought his new home empty, but a rustling among the still-unpacked boxes had been enough to draw him from his bed and along the short hallway. The notion had entered his mind that it was Cassie; that she’d managed to stumble through the lobby’s locked door and had somehow circumvented the deadbolt and chain that held his own front entrance shut tight.

It was not Cassie.

Instead, he’d discovered, rummaging through the cardboard caskets that held his former life, a trio of two-foot-high beasts.

Their bodies were gray, round, and hung with fleshy rolls that reminded Everett of his Aunt Beth’s ancient hairless cat. The invaders, however, stood upon six legs, and a pair of knobby arms hovered over pouched bellies. Their eyes were the size of fists, but it was their mouths – lipless and revealing a jagged row of teeth as long as butter knives – that held Jimmie’s attention.

Two of the intruders were peeling the packing tape that held his memories at bay, while the third left a thick layer of slobber on its barbed fangs as its elastic tongue toured its jaws with anticipation.

“The hell?” asked Jimmie. For a brief second his brain slipped from one impossibility to another, and he assumed he was, in actuality, asleep.

The knot of creatures turned, their tiny clawed hands clapping with enthusiasm.

“Hello!” croaked the slobberer.

There was a pause then, as the awake man let the chill beneath his feet and the lingering smell of microwaved popcorn convince him that this was, in fact, reality.

As they watched him process, the trespassers giggled throatily to each other.

Finally, deciding he’d survived too much to allow three still-possibly-hallucinated imps with mange to set him back now, Jimmie straightened his spine and asked, “who are you?”

“Damn, I was hoping to play Chase Him,” said the monstrosity closest to the boxes, and its fingers returned to stripping the restraining bands from Everett’s previous existence.

The apparent leader bobbed on its triple-pair of legs, the bumps of its spine rolling from back to front, and it deposited a sizable hairball on the unswept parquet before saying, “we’re Memory Eaters, and we don’t particularly care what you think about that.”

“Think about what?” asked Jimmie.

“The fact that we’ve arrived to devour your history.”

“Huh?”

The second of the beasts, caught between its talkative companion and the impending pillaging of picture frames, albums, and dusty knick knacks, turned to pick up the thread.

“It’s pretty clear from the name: We eat your past. Can’t quite summon the face of your dead father? We probably ate it. Difficulty bringing to mind the sound of your grandmother’s voice? We ate that too.”

Jimmie blinked, his brow furrowing. “You think Gran’s voice is in that box somewhere?”

Again the chorus of chuckles rose to his ears.

“No, but it gets us closer to a full belly when we can chew on your family photos and beloved teddy bears,” replied the leader. “Frankly, you’ve probably heard of us before. Most have, as a schoolyard urban legend or bedtime fairy tale, but simply don’t remember because we later crossed paths.”

FP425Watching the last of the tape pull away, the second said, “whatever yesterdays you’ve tried to pack away in there must be pretty ripe, people generally only notice us if we’re pulling at the most solidly planted memories.”

Jimmie’s chest tightened, and his fingers clenched.

“Great, now he gets to play Chase Us!” said the unpacker, its voice high with excitement.

“Look pal,” interjected the leader, “normally I’m all for the fun and games, but we’re on a tight schedule tonight. There’s three of us and one of you. I promise you this: We always win in the end. We may be in a rush, but, really, time is always on our side.”

It was then that Everett recollected that the Millennium Falcon playset his father had given him when he was twelve was not amongst the living room collection, but was instead tucked in a suitcase at the back of his bedroom closet.

Standing there, amidst the assault on his largely barren living room, he thought suddenly of the leather couch he and Cassie had selected together, their first real piece of jointly owned furniture. He thought of how they’d sprawled on it, her head in his lap while she whispered every promise he’d ever wanted to hear.

He thought of later finding her there sleeping, his shoulders aching from the stress of work, and the stink of spilled booze wafting through the air.

He thought of the arguments that followed; of missing money; of broken promises.

Turning away even as the hanging rolls of the Memory Eaters’ bellies began to fill out with the broken China and cracked-framed wedding pictures that were his half of the divorce, he said, “some memories are easier to give up than others. Watch your gums on any stray whiskey bottles – and keep it down, I’ve got a job interview in the morning.”

Once he reached his room he shut the door behind him, and when he awoke he could no longer recall what had so troubled his sleep the night before.

 

Flash Pulp is presented by https://www.skinner.fm, and is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported License.

Intro and outro work provided by Jay Langejans of The New Fiction Writers podcast.

Freesound.org credits:

Text and audio commentaries can be sent to comments@flashpulp.com – but be aware that it may appear in the FlashCast.

– and thanks to you, for reading. If you enjoyed the story, tell your friends.

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Drive-In Adventure! #SkinnerCo #Avengers


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